Middle Age in a Nutshell:
1. “Who cares if it looks good? I’m comfortable.”
2. “Has anyone seen my phone?”
3. “The scale… that cannot be right!”
4. “Did I already take my vitamin?”
5. “Huh, I wonder how I got this bruise…”
6. “Why is the print on these instructions so tiny?”
7. “$5 for a box of cereal? They raised the price and shrunk the box such a racket!”
8. “Software update again? I don’t like updates.”
9. “Who in the world is calling me at 9:30pm?”
10. “Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.”
11. “Wait! What did I come in here for?”
12. “I could’ve sworn that was my password!”
~Unknown
More Related Quotes:
Being a Grandma doesn’t make me old, it makes me Blessed.
Who can say they love being a Grandma?
A Grandmother thinks about her Grandchildren Day and Night. Even if they are not with her, They Are Always In Her Heart.
Grandchildren are some of the greatest gifts our heart will ever know.
Being a Mother is the most important job in the world. Being a Grandmother is the Most Fun.
Hearing Your Child/Grandchild say I LOVE YOU is like winning the lottery.
Our greatest Blessings call us Grandma and Grandpa.
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think about your GRANDMA?
Seeing your Grandkids get excited when they see you coming is the best feeling in the world.
The laugh of a Grandchild is the favorite symphony of a Grandparent.
A Very Special Sister… For many years we’ve shared our lives, one roof we once lived under. Sometimes we laughed, sometimes we cried, through winter storms and thunder. Younger years have faded fast, we’ve gone our separate ways. But through all time our friendship lasts, our bond in life remains. As summer brings the happy times, the autumn winds will whisper, a closer friend I’ll never find, the one I call my Sister.
Family is not about blood. It’s about who is willing to hold your hand when you need it the most.
Daughter you are loved for the little girl you were, the special woman you are now, and the wonderful daughter you will always be.
Granddaughters are angels sent from above to fill our hearts with unending love.
Your Son will hold your hand for a little while, but he will hold your heart for a lifetime. If you have a son that makes you proud, let the whole world know.
My kids used to believe my kisses healed their Boo-boos. I wonder if they realize now, their hugs magically healed my heart.
The Love between a Grandmother and Granddaughter is Forever.
Who actually tells their GRANDKIDS every day that they LOVE them?
A Grandma has Ears that Truly Listen, Arms that Always Hold, Love that’s Never-Ending, and a Heart that’s Made of Gold.
Today is a National Gorgeous Grandma Day. Here’s a Smile for all you Amazing Grandmas.
The proper term for us “Senior Women” should be: Queen-Agers. That’s it. Carry on.
The most precious jewels you’ll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children.
